WHY YOUR LOCAL PLACE MIGHT BE THE NEATEST HOUR WITHIN YOUR WEEK

You know the feeling. That increasing pile of laundry in the corner, silently judging you while you scroll by takeout menus or rewatch a sequence you’ve already half-memorised. In some unspecified time in the future, most of us form “laundromat in close proximity to me” into Google, hoping for just a wonder—or at the least a Performing drye